Well, more like gone in 60 seconds! HB came back from Shanghai with a box full of live crabs. She kept saying she peeked in the fridge and they blinked back at her.
But crabs aren't my thing. So I just watched and ate noodles (argh, too much carbo) while everyone else cracked open the alien creatures.
That blob of black mossy thing on the alien's body - it's not crab crap. It's hair - makes them look macho, no? And they've got hairy legs to boot! All that hair makes them as popular as rock stars in Singapore. 'Cept the only pot that they smoked was on a stove and they were in it. Pore aliens....


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